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ELVIS IMPERSONATOR: BLACKPOOL PIER

20ft, HIGH ON BLACKPOOL PROMENADE
FAKE ROYALTY SECOND HAND SEQUIN FAÇADE
LIMITED FACE PAINT AND DYED BLACK QUIFF
OVERWEIGHT AND OUT OF DATE
OVERWEIGHT AND OUT OF DATE
OH WELL AMERICAN TRILOGY IN LANCASHIRE POTTERY
AMERICAN TRILOGY IN LANCASHIRE POTTERY
IT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY, DON'T YOU KNOW
IT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY, DON'T YOU KNOW
ALL AMERICAN TRILOGY IN USED UP CARS AND BOTTLED BEER
ALL AMERICAN TRILOGY THE FUTURES DEAD, FUNDAMENTALLY
IT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY, IT'S ABSURD
IT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY, IT'S ABSURD
20ft, HIGH ON BLACKPOOL PROMENADE

"I wish I was in Dixie / Hooray! Hooray! / On Dixie Land I'll take my stand / To live and die in Dixie"